Proof that Miss Pink is developing more sophisticated tastes than her simple family of origin?
"I can't eat these chicken nuggets. They taste...overcooked."
After I tasted them and determined that they did not in fact taste any different than nuggets usually do, she claimed that they left a bad taste in her mouth after she swallowed and that she should eat some sour gummy worms instead. Her parents did not agree and politely told her that it was up to her whether or not she ate her nuggets, but she would not get any candy until they were eaten.*
Weeping, wailing, and gnashing of teeth followed. At one point in the drama she offered this insight into her emotions:
"I just...feel like a...ROTTEN EGG!"
Have you ever tried to disguise laughter at an inappropriate time as choking? Because I do it ALL THE TIME.
*Yes, I am aware of the irony at denying a child junk food until she eats her OTHER junk food. But at least nuggets have protein and it was ALL I HAD TO WORK WITH. Plus she had already eaten an orange. Thus endeth my parental justification.
Sometimes I try to swallow my own tongue just to keep from laughing!
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