Last weekend I bought an article of clothing endorsed by Miley Cyrus.
ACK. I can hardly even admit it.
It's a T shirt emblazoned with the British flag and it was marked down to $3.00. And I haven't bought myself anything in so long. So I HAD to buy it, really.
There were several other London-themed shirts in Miley's "collection" at Wal-Mart. Why, I wonder? Because she's been there? Well, I HAVE BEEN TO ENGLAND TOO, MILEY (although not to sing to thousands of screaming fans). England doesn't belong to you! And I am going to wear my T shirt and not mind that my $3.00 helped you make your 150 million or whatever you end up making this year.
At least I didn't buy the one that looked like it had a black lace bustier on top of the T-shirt.