Hairline Fracture

Two quotes I heard this week that made me laugh (both are paraphrased since I can't bring magazines home from the gym to check my accuracy):

Ray Romano said that having kids is like living in a frat house: it's always noisy, everything in the house is broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.

Jon Stewart noted that the thing to remember about the will of the people is that it wasn't too long ago we were all swept away by the macarena. (Draw your own conclusions about how to apply this statement.)