At the Dollar Tree, the pregnancy tests are up by the cashier with the gum, batteries, and travel packs of wet wipes they're hoping you'll suddenly decide you need. Who impulse buys a pregnancy test? "Well, I think I've got all the cheap plastic crap I need for today--wait! I might as well go ahead and find out if I'm pregnant."
P.S. I am not pregnant. Unless the test is not worth the dollar I paid for it.