- If you are a non-crafty mom like me, don't buy pipe cleaners and yarn when your daughter asks you for them because you imagine making crafts together--instead, your kids will cut them up with their scissors while you
doze on the couchdo housework and there will be unusable short fuzzy pieces all over the house.
- If your three-year-old son loves to watch the TV show "Wipeout," don't be surprised if he starts making frequent references to "the Big Balls." In public. It's probably a matter of time before he says, "I love the Big Balls!" in front of total strangers.